Home sick home

Home sick home.
I have my own definition of "homesick".
And here it is, "Every time i go home, i got sick." :D

I've been in Cavite for 3 weeks straight, without going home to Pampanga.
But when i went home to Pampanga, i got flu. I wasn't able to go to work for 2 days.
Then i went back to Cavite for work. Then i went home again, this time i got conjunctivitis "soreeyes". I was advised by Ophthalmologist to take a rest for 5 to 10 days. Then i was on leave for 2 weeks.