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Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Silent mode

Nagkita cna Yang at Johny sa canteen.

Yang: Alam mo ba kanina? Syempre d m alam.
Tinanong q pa.
Johny: (tawa)haha. o ano? Napano ba?
Yang: My tumatawag sa celfone q.
Johny: o e ano naman? My tumatawag lang pala, anong meron.
Yang: i2 namn, xcted. D pa aq tapoz. My 2mtwag s fone q, habang tahmik n nagle2cture k Sir Mon. D nakasilent fone q.
Johny: ay tanga!Haha e d nasermonan k ng todo k Sir Mon, naku! Sgurado lng iun. Iun pa! Dapat andun aq knina, para nkta q. Haha
Yang: ganun?! Para makta mo aq mpahya?
Johny: syempre! Magndang ecsena kaya un. Naku syang para maisulat q sana sa colej skul paper ntn. Haha
Yang: ang sma n2! Hmmp! D bale, d naman gnun ngyari, d yang masmang iniicp m ang ngyri.Haha
J: mas mlala sa naiicp q? Grabe naman! Haha ed knaladkad ka papalbas, pnahya k s mga cm8s m, tas pnapunta pa s deans ofis?Haha
Y: hoy! Hnd no.
J: e anu ngyari?
Y: aun, nilaptn aq tnanung knino celfone ung nagring. Tpoz sb q skn po. Tapoz akala q mco2nfsc8 na, un pla gus2 pala iung rngtone q. Aun nagpablutut. Haha
J: D nga? Naq d m q maloloq, si Sir Mon pa!
Y: 22o, d nga aq mkpniwala e, kht itanung m p kna kate, pero buti nalang gnun ngyari, qng hnd deans ofs aabutn q.
J: haha. Swerte m lang. Bt naman kc d nkslent mode fone m?
Y: iun n nga pnagtatakahan q e, e lagi q namang snasilent mode i2 e. At ang mas pnagtatakahn q, nakamaximum volume. E hnggang 3bars lang sneset q.
J: ganun b. Wag k nang magtaka, mdlas m nmang nkakalmutan mga gnagawa m d b? D mo napapansn. Mag memo plus kna kc. Hahaha
Y: ha! ha! ha! Tawatawa k dyan, bka naman kw nagset n2 ah, pnagttrpan m nanaman aq. Aminin m na.
J: Aminin ang alin? Pagbntangan b aq?
Y: naku, if i knw, kaw lang gumawa, buti nlang d masama ang ngyari skn, qng hnd ikaw ang front page s dyaryo bukas.Haha
J: ganun? Katakot k nman. D nga aq. Cnu naman pla ung 2mtawag?
Y: ewan nga e, new no.. Tnext q naman, d pa nagreply. Cnu kya un.
J: naks! Bka isa s mga pnagkakautangan m, snsngil kna. Haha
Y: baka nga. Joke! Hehe pero cnu kya un. Ay nakta mo b c Alex? Parang d xa pumasok knina.
J: anong parang, d talaga xa pumasok.
Y: o sori, pasensya, o d talaga xa pumasok, bkt d xa pumasok?
J: ano aq secretary ni Alex?
Y: haha. I2 naman ang sungt, nagtatanung lang. My bisita ka ba ngaun?Haha
J: anong bsita?
Y: its a grl thng!Haha
J: akala q naman ano. Wala kya. E andun ka kaya nung cnb nya, nku, huli d k nkknig, nung nasa dyip tau, d b nsb nya alis cla ngaun ni tita.
Y: ganun b? Nasab b nya un? Hay, tara smahan mo naq sa drugstore.
J: bakit? My klase naq mamya.
Y: magkano memo plus? Tara smahan m naq bumili.
J: haha. Tama ka! Kailngan mu ng bumli. Hehe

back"missed call"
next "unli"

Missed call


S clasrum.
Tahimik ang klase.
Marrnig lang ang pgkaskas ng chalk ng titser na sobrang sungit sa blakbord.


Nklmutang i silent mode ni Yang ang phone ña na nakalagay s loob bag ña.
Bglang my 2matawag.
Volume max level.
Ringtone: Sugod....♪♪Sugod mga kapatid, tayo ay magsamasama, iwagayway na ang bandera, rak en rol hanggang umaga.. ♪♪

Nagulat si Yang.
Nataranta.
Hinanap ang phone.
Binuksan ang bag.
Kinalkal.
Patuloy pa rn s pag ring.
Ang katahimikan ng klase,napalitan ng tawanan.


AtBiglang my boses na sumigaw!
Silent class! Kaninong celfone ang sumusugod na iyon!!!

Naku! lagot ako...

Hnd p rn mhnp ang celfone.

Cnu nmn kc 2ng 2mtawag na2, pnahamak p aq.
Haay, asan na b un.
Naku! Papalapt na c Sir d2.

Bglng 2migl ang fone s kkring.
Nasa harapan na ni Yang ang Sir nyang super sungit.
Biglang nagsalita ang Sir nya,

Ms. Yang, sau b ung clfone na nagring knina?!

Opo Sir.Pasensya na po.
D n po mauul8, ewan q po nkalmutan q lang po isilent mode.

So sau pala! Pwes abot mo sa akin yng fone mo.
Dali.

Kinakabahan.

Makokonfisc8 pa yata celfone nya.
Hinanap s bag.
Nkta.
Knuha.
Sir pasensya na po, d n po mauul8.

Akn na! Dali!

Inabot.

Heto po. Sir pasensya n po tlaga.

Kinuha ang celfone.
Chinek qng sa knya nga ang 2mu2nog.
Pnatunog ang ringtone
....♪♪Sugod mga kapatid. Tau ay mgsmasma iwagayway n ang bndera, rak en rol hanggang umaga... ♪♪

At nagsalita ang titser...
Tagal q nang hnahanap tong song nato.
Ibluetooth mo nga ito sakn, ano pang mga songs mo?
Pasend naman.

Isa lang naging reaksyon ng klase. Ngeee!

next "silent mode"

May part 1 at part 2 ang pagmomoveon



May part 1 at part 2 ang pagmomoveon.

Part 1.
Ang panahong tinatanggap ng sarili mo na wala na sya.
Binubura ng isip mo ang mga alaalang magkasama pa.
Tinatanggal sa puso mo ang nagsasabing mahal mo sya.
At unti unting humahakbang ka papalayo sa kanya.

Part 2.
Ang panahong tinatanggap ng sarili mo na meron na syang iba.
Binubura ng isip mo ang selos pag nakikitang may iba ng kasama.
Tinatanggal sa puso mo ang nagsasabing mahal mo pa rin sya.
At pinipigilan ang paa mo papalapit muli sa kanya.

Friday, February 20, 2009

Hide


you can hide a lie between truths,

but never a truth beneath lies.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

A Very Love Story, promise!

This is a story from a well-known university (HAU ba ito???..hehe) about a young college girl who passed away last month.
Her name was Summera. She was hit by a dumper truck. She had a boy friend named Arif. Both of them were true lovers. They always hung on the phone. You could never see her without her cell phone. In fact she also changed her phone from Smart to Globe, so both of them can be on the same network, and save on the cost and get good network coverage. She spent half of the day talking with Arif. Summera's family knew about their relationship.
Arif was very close with Summera's family. (Just imagine their love).


Before she passed away she always told her friends "If I pass away please bury me with my hand phone" she also said the same thing to her parents.

After her death, people couldn't carry her coffin, I was there. A lot of
them tried to do so but still couldn't, everybody including me, had
tried to carry the coffin, the result is still the same. Eventually, they called a Feng Shui Master. He took a stick and started speaking to himself slowly.
After a few minutes, he said "this girl misses something here". Then her friends told the Master about her intentions to bury her with her phone.
He then opened the coffin and places her phone and SIM card inside the casket. After that they tried to carry the coffin. It could be moved and they carried it into the van easily. All of us were shocked. Summera's parents did not inform Arif that Summera had passed away.

After 2 weeks Arif called Summera,s mom. Arif:"I'm coming home today. Cook something nice for me.
Dont tell Summera that I'm coming home today, I wanna surprise her." Her mother replied..... "You
come home first, I wanna tell you something very important." after he came, they told him the truth about Summera.
Arif thought that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said
"don't try to fool me - tell Summera to come out, i have a gift for her Please stop this nonsense". Then they showed him her grave. He said... "It's not true. We spoke yesterday. She still calls me.

Arif was shaking. Suddenly, his phone rang. "See this is from Summera,
see this..." he showed the phone to Summera,s family. All of them told him to answer. He talked using the loudspeaker mode. All of them heard his conversation. Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming. It was the actual voice of Summera & there was no way others could use her SIM card since it was nailed inside the coffin. They were so shocked and asked for the Feng Shuie Master's help again.


The Master brought his co-masters to solve this matter. He & his co-masters worked for 5 hours. Then they discovered one thing...


Globe has the best coverage. Where ever you go, their network follows (hehehehehehehe) !!!
Basta GLOBE, posible!


-this was from my email forwarded by a friend, share ko lang, hope di na sayang time mo sa kakabasa, nagenjoy ka naman di ba?,...hehehe mag Globe ka na!...hehe