I was intrigued by the title “THE ONION AND THE CHRISTMAS TREE” that’s why I put some time to read about it. What’s with the title? Better read the conversation of a family below.
Make an instant vacation to the world of laughter.
Funny. Makes sense. Sensible.
Warning: PARENTAL GUIDANCE is ADVISED. hehe[^^,]
THE ONION AND THE CHRISTMAS TREE
The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad,
how many kinds of boobies are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well
son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are
like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties, they are like pears,
still nice, but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?"
"Yes, you see them, and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says, "Mom, how many
types of "willies" are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers,
"Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willie is
like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties & forties, it's like a
birch tree, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas
tree." "A Christmas tree??"
"Yes dear, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."
Send it out to all your girlfriends and guy friends who needs a laugh to
brighten up their day!!!